Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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