he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
