I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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