ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
