i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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