YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
You left your phone here
Wait...
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