we're blogging at a bar
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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