i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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