My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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