I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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