you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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