Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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