Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Randomize
