I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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