I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
No subtext here. People are naked.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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