Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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