I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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