She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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