reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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