My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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