He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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