Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
soo... how was my night?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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