I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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