so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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