ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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