sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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