pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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