I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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