walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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