Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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