lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Randomize
