someone owes me an orgasm
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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