Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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