You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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