you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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