I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I would fuck him just for his dog
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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