You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Houston, we have a blender
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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