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Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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