it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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