Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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