Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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