absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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