why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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