she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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