I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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