You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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