There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Randomize
