I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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