Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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