Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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